Morning Thoughts Worth Pondering

A retired man mowed his lawn today, and after doing so he sat down and had an ice cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking. His wife walked by and asked him what he was doing, and he said, “Nothing.”

Big mistake. The reason he said “nothing” instead of saying “just thinking” is because she then would have asked, “About what? “

At that point he would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead her to also start to ask other questions.

Finally he pondered the age-old question:

Is giving birth really more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could she possibly know Al Bigelow.

Well, since it was really hot that day in Riverside county the man decided to have a second beer, and with some more heavy deductive thinking, he came up with an answer to that age old question.

Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though he obviously couldn’t really know, here is the reason for his conclusion.


A year or so after giving birth, a woman will usually say to the man, “It might be nice to have another kid, don’t you think?”

On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, “You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts.”

He was satisfied with his answer and put his case to rest. Next, I think Ill take a nap.

My Ebay Win. Yaaaah.